Dear people,
Intro: This
new "office elder" thing has me doing a lot of great work, but most
people wouldn't consider it exciting... So due to the lack of
"exciting" things to write about this week, I'm going to put my past
week into the whitest rap you ever did see.
(To the tune
of that one rap song by that one black guy)
"Mail
Work" by TJYoungBuck feat. Elder Moss
This last week
has gone by a little quicker than most
I've been
delivering mission mail like I work for the post
You best gird
your loins for this rap cuz it's gonna be sweet
These rhymes
might make your legs woozy, you should pull up a seat
My new
companion Elder Moss is a pretty cool kid
The other
missionaries wish that they could do what he did
We are both from
highland, Utah and attended Lone Peak
Which means he
is "World Class" but he still remains meek
I don't know
what I'm doing so I follow him around like a creep
His testimony
supplies the Spirit, he makes the girls weep
The way I
drive around the mission you should call me Ricky Bobby
Listening to
Mo Tab behind the wheel has become my new favorite hobby
On Tuesday I
drove for my first "real" time in the city
I drove past
all of the sites they show in Walter Mitty
I didn't want
to have to speak but I must get this off my chest
NY drivers in
the city are low on the scale of 1 to the best
Not because
they don't know how to drive their car
But because
New York drivers are the most impatient by far
They honk
their horn at you even if the stop light is red
They couldn't
care less if you crashed and wound up dead
People are in
a hurry to get to work so they can make cheddar
Those souls
spend money in hopes that their problems will be better
It kind of
makes me wonder how we prioritize our lives
Seeing people
working to earn dollars like God accepts bribes
But who are
they supposed to follow? Satan comes from behind
Nobody knows
what to chase because the blind lead the blind
But I have a
little secret that I'm not trying to hide at all
It's been
preached by me, thousands of others, even the apostle Paul
It's a message
of a hope that is centered on Jesus Christ
I'm indebted
to Him, he's the light of my life
We should be
more grateful for the price that He paid
He took our
sins upon Him in the tomb they now lay
If we will
give up our mistakes and come unto Him
The light His
gospel provides will never fade dim
Now I'm going
to have to end this rap before I wear out my stay
And honestly
I'm just running out of things I can possibly say
So if you
haven't already I ask you to get your life back on track
Good things are
found in Christ and that's the message of this rap
-Elder
Tyler "TJYoungBuck" Johanson
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